It is almost fitting that the final Moron of the Week for the year 2007 would probably be one of my top picks–if not Numero Uno–for Moron of the Year. While time constraints haven’t allowed me to post an entry for all 52 qualifiers, I certainly have a good long list of names to select [...]

You’re in for a real dose of dumbass this week, courtesy of the town of Poteet, Texas. When it comes to embarrassing, corrupt public officials, there’s been no shortage over the past, oh, 5,000 years or so. But this week Poteet mayor Lino Donato is in the crosshairs. The mayor has a big problem, [...]

I fell behind last week, what with our screening of The Bunker at the Halloween Horror Picture Show film festival and all, so here’s a double-dose of dipshits for you to enjoy this week.

For starters, let’s begin with 47 year old Cedar Rapids resident Craig S. McCullough. You would think, if you’re from that [...]

While I haven’t been keeping on top of the Moron of the Week department the way I should (rest easy, no shortage of morons, it’s just that with so much going on with The Bunker, I have had to do my best to ignore some mental midgets the past few weeks), I had to carve [...]

Hadda delay writing this a day, trying to get some names to attach to this week’s morons (plural, because there’s at least a few), but as of right now, they’re going to have to remain unnamed. This is unfortunate, because I am a big supporter of cops in general, and try not to throw ‘em [...]

I’ve seen the race card played before in an awful lot of cases. O.J.; the Duke non-rape case; with virtually every black inmate on death row whose execution date nears (if it’s not the race card, lately it’s the retarded card), and on and on and on. But this week, playing the race card hit [...]

One thing I hate is when sports coaches adamantly deny that they’re going anywhere, and then Whammo!–they’re out of town on the next bus or plane, regardless of whether or not they still have a contract, loyalty be damned. (Nick Saban, anyone?) But just as irritating, and just as stupid, is when a coach leaves…or [...]

You ever heard the phrase, “A little thinkin’ can do a lot of harm’? Well, this week, that’s precisely what came to mind reading about Sheryl Crow’s suggestion that to help combat global warming, that toilet paper should be rationed to one square per visit to the rest room.

No fooling. I’m not making this up. [...]

Amazingly, Lee Griffin, the principal and founder of the Children Reaching for the Sky charter school, did not choose to set up shop in Massachusetts. Usually, that is where I find most of my education bozos, with many of the others popping up like crabgrass in California. Here in my adopted home state of Florida, [...]

Okay, now that the department is back up and running smoothly, everybody caught up? Good, because this week we have multiple morons to ridicule and view with disdain.

I have a confession to make. I don’t like kids. Toddlers and infants, mostly. Older kids, who can speak and at least have the basics of reasoning down, [...]