1) Cum On Feel The Boyz (Slade)

2) Pole-smokin’ In The Boys Room (Brownsville Station)

3) Girls Girls Girls (Motley Crue)

4) Shaved-Smooth Operator (Sade)

5) Baby Love (Diana Ross)

6) Rough Boys (Pete Townshend)

7) Where the Boys Are (Connie Francis)

8) Don’t Tell Your Mama (DLux)

9) Crimes of Passion (Madonna)

10) The Kids Are All Tight (The Who)

11) Forbidden Love [...]

Seems like everywhere I go, somebody makes an effort to sell me some substitute-form of what I actually ask for. Lite this, fat-free that, lower-cholesterol something or other. Hey, didn’t I just request something specific? How tough is it to give me…what I fucking asked for? Anyway, when any of the following items are proposed [...]

1) Start eating pork rinds

2) Ask the Imam, “Hey, didn’t I see you last weekend at that ZZ Top convention?”

3) Ask the person kneeling next to you, “Do those 72 virgins come bathed, or unwashed like the rest of you?”

4) Approach a woman wearing a burqa and say, “Hey, I remember you. You were in [...]

I have to admit, the day Google put up its playable Pac Man doodle, I freaked. First thing I thought upon hearing the Pac Man death sound? “Man, this has got to be one bitch of a virus…” Of course, it wasn’t, merely a bit of fun on the part of the folks at Google. [...]

1) A 1954 Wurlitzer jukebox
I have a special attachment to the year 1954 (I won’t go into it here), and I love the look of that piece of hardware. But, now that I can’t see it, and you’d have to gut the thing in order to enable it to play current music, there’s no reason [...]

Let me preface this by first saying, yes, I do care about internet security. More accurately, I care about security in general. But…we’re talking Facebook, not the combination to the big metal room down at the bank where they keep the safety deposit boxes and moolah. So, without further qualifications…

1) I don’t much care about [...]

1) With a 5 iron, Elin caught him on the back spine.

2) Former mistress and porn star Joslyn James’ announcement that she will be making a XXX spoof video for porn juggernaut VIVID Entertainment based on her relationship with Woods had him do such a double-take that it resulted in instant swelling. Er, I [...]

In the popularity-doesn’t-necessarily-mean-quality dept., here’s ten tracks by bands/artists I dig, but which I just can’t add to a play list, even to treadmill to. Given how boring treadmilling is, that says something.

1) West End Girls by Pet Shop Boys
Don’t ask me why. I like the sound that Pet Shop Boys were working on the [...]

Pam and I do crosswords. A lot of ‘em. We usually work a puzzle or two over dinner at home, and always when we run out to grab a bite. In doing so, you come across not only a whole shitload of new words, but you learn, well…read on.

1. The names of all Seven Seas, [...]

1. Executioner
With the mask (these days, probably without it), you could avoid the social stigma of being the axeman. Given that crime never sleeps, you’d have no shortage of work. If not for bleeding hart lefties, you’d be providing a much-needed social service. And, getting paid for it. What’s not to love?

2. Film director
Okay, it’s [...]