Moron of the Week

Almost certainly, this week’s unnamed honoree is going to wind up on next year’s Darwin Award list, being the architect of his own demise. Seems a 30 year old guy from London’s West End was arguing with a female friend, around 2:00 a.m., when the argument turned violent. So violent, in fact, that Mr. Mental Minimalist hurled the woman against the window of a Banana Republic. But, that in and of itself wouldn’t have landed him here. No, this bozo not only slammed the woman against the glass twice, he had to give it a third go. And as you all know, the third time’s always the charm…

The third bodyslam, of course, was the one which sent the woman hurtling through the window, suffering multiple cuts. She, however, got off easy. The He in this case, however, in an instance of poetic justice (and instant karma), did not fare so well. This loser, who thought nothing improper of beating a woman in public, didn’t *quite* go through the window after his companion, but instead toppled onto the glass and impaled himself on a particularly nasty shard. He died at the scene. Witnesses gave police who responded a pretty clear rundown of the events, meaning, the glasshole in question either didn’t care that people were there watching, or didn’t pay enough attention to his surroundings to know they were there. Hmnnn…anybody besides myself sniffing the potential involvement of alcohol surrounding this one?

The good thing is, it’s a happy ending. Besides some cuts, the woman’s all right, and now has the opportunity to better her compliment of companions. And Schmucko, of course, winds up taking the dirt nap. Which for us, is no big deal. After all, this isn’t the first time we’ve saluted a Moron of the Week posthumously…and it certainly won’t be the last.

Recent Posts:

Search:

Archives:

Moron of the Week