1) Start eating pork rinds
2) Ask the Imam, “Hey, didn’t I see you last weekend at that ZZ Top convention?”
3) Ask the person kneeling next to you, “Do those 72 virgins come bathed, or unwashed like the rest of you?”
4) Approach a woman wearing a burqa and say, “Hey, I remember you. You were in The Elephant Man, right?”
5) Suggest to the Imam, “Hey, you guys should sell Mohammed tee-shirts in the gift shop. You’d make a killing. Well, not *that* kind of killing, but you know…”
6) Blurt out, “Wow, no wonder you pray 5 times a day. It’s the only time you get to see women kneeling…”
7) Try to convince anybody that, “Sure, Mecca may be nice in the summertime, but Vegas? Now there’s a place to score some real ass.”
8) Ask a worshipper, “You guys aren’t still pissed about that Salman Rushdie thing, are you?”
9) Look at your watch during prayer and wonder aloud, “I’ve got a plane to catch. Your flights here don’t connect at any tall buildings, do they?”
10) Elbow the muslim next to you and whisper, “Man, the one in the blue mummy suit sure has nice tits…Oh, that’s your Mom? Well, Haji, I gotta say, she’d be hot…if she lost the mustache.”
