1) Hire Billy Martin
2) Shake up that ’27 Yankees lineup
3) Threaten to sit Lou Gherig next time his batting average drops below .320
4) Raise ticket prices for seats in Jesus level and apostle box seats
5) Fire Billy Martin
6) Interview managerial candidates. On short list: Casey Stengel, Billy Martin…
7) Demand God supply new stadium with more luxury boxes. See if there’s anything the big man can do about getting Ronan Tynan up here quicker.
8) What do you mean, I can only sign dead Yankees as free agents? Got to challenge that rule.
9) Hire Billy Martin. Get into fight at press conference. Fire Billy Martin.
10) What? No premium cable package? Everything’s on free TV? Gotta have a word with the big man about *that.*
